Round House Café

I walked here after I was released from the jail next door. I live right across the street as well, so upon my release I was greeted by my dog and his friends. I only had $5.58 and I was hungry. So I, my dog, and his friends tried to look inconspicuous as we possibly could, seeing as I was being followed by my dog and his growing pack of friends. It didn't help that I was still making desperate use of my Dallas cowboy shirt that had nearly been ripped to threads from the past nights drunkin dispute at my favorite watering hole "the playa" (but thats a different review).

Before I entered the building I could already smell something great was inside. Something waiting for my $5.58 to be exchanged for its exquisite flavors, flavors for me to explore.

Inside I noticed a few looks, but to be fair My shirt didn't cover me as well as it did the night before. The cowboys logo was now a stretched out star where some points were longer than the other and some letters were ripped away. So it now read "allas cow". I had no looks or questions from the staff as I ordered my burrito. Bacon, eggs, bacon, cheese, potatoes, and bacon layered and wrapped in a fresh tortilla. $5.58. I could not wait to eat. I found a ledge outside the building by the door and sat with my dog. I tore off half for him and we both dug in together. "Bone Apple Tea little buddy" I said before I took my first bite, my dog had already finished his half. The flavors hit me harder than how my dad used to do with an old pair of jumper cables when I was a teenager. No pickle slushy could beat what round house cafe had prepared for me, not even if it had a pair of old jumper cables. As I ate more I thought to myself "what is this feeling?", it was like every hair on my body stood up and with every bite I got the feeling you get when you use a qtip to clean your ears. Except that feeling covered my entire body. I needed more. I decided it was best to save it for another day. So I cleaned up my mess, my dogs mess, and walked home trailed by a pack of dogs in formation as if I were a mother duck.

10/10 Will eat again.

Round house kick to the chops if you don’t come back mister

Always good food, always get breakfast in the mornings. Cooks always cook food just right. Good burritos and a variety of things to add to it. Go there and get breakfast or lunch.

Good food at reasonable prices