City of Savage

Thanks to the nice officers of Savage police P.D. letting get some of my belongings out of one of my trucks! I was involved in a high speed chase. From a different parallel universe. From Savage to St. Paul Park. I ended up in Franke's moms driveway! The Mayor Of St. Paul Park's mom's house! I used my alies Jason Carl Ista. The Savage police tried to make a traffic stop. They had no reasonable articuatable suspicion or probable cause to due so. There for it was unwarranted or illegal. They were violating my civil and constitutional rights! Thanks to J.C. @Midwest Bails Bonds. I was released on "75,000 Bail! I'll tell the full story in court! Watch for me on the Map I am from a different parallel universe! I am not an alien! But I am a NailiaN Master Shidoshi Shinobi! FACEBOOK A.K.A. Robyn T. Banks, A.K.A. Sotoshi Nakamoto, and the list of alieses goes on! ISTA programming BMW cars, ISTA Pharmacuticles, ISTA Insurance, ISTA owns Flint Hills Resources and Pine Bend Refinery, Interplanetary Technologies LLC, Federation for Interplanetary Security and Space Time Travel, and is Insured By Mafia Mutual Insurance! Hit US? And we'll "HIT" U! I Exsist infinaty throughout the universe! I am not a square because I am always Around! And I know somebody everywhere! And nothing about everything! And I am nobody anyways! But I can do anything! With nothing! Peace!
J.C.I.

Quick and easy

Early voting at Savage City Hall this afternoon for the National Election was super easy. No lines. No waiting. The Election Judge was very helpful. The entire process took less than fifteen minutes.

Please vote!