McNeil High School

The only reason I keep attending classes is because I hope that the teacher will finally give in and we can watch 50 Shades of Grey in film class.

Ryan Kelly
My Review of McNeil High school
My experience at McNeil high school was a great experience until 1 event occurred my senior year. This all happened when, the man, the myth, the legend John Yonker left McNeil for a better paying job. Mr. Yonker leaving caused wars to break out and a complete rebellion and civil war from the teachers in a hungry thirst for the power of the McNeil throne. McNeil split up into 2 major factions at the start of the war. The B wing C wing and athletics formed an alliance that we called the McNeil Union. The A wing, D wing and band formed the southern McNeil confederate alliance. Other teachers not in either alliance were used as mercenaries and supply posts for the union and confederate. A raging battle of flying pencils, instruments, and footballs broke out through all the halls. Early in the War the Union was able to break through the confederate lines and take control of the cafeteria, limiting confederate rations to almost nothing. The confederate struck back by taking control of the bus lanes and exits to Mcneil. The McNeil union was led by a brilliant commander named Coach Glenn Roberts and his top 2 generals were Generals Chris Cotten and General Emily Jensen. The Mcneil Confederate alliance was led by Commander Walter Lee, and his 2 generals were Ancelet and Dimiceli. The war finally came to an end when general Glenn Roberts of the McNeil Union sent a guerrilla squad out to be commander Walter Lee's classroom was. The guerrillas held a permanent marker up to his tie and forced him to surrender. The war was fought for a tiring 4 months, and many grades and GPA's were lost throughout the war. The legend of the great McNeil civil war will be told and retold for generations to come.

OVERALL RATING: 4/5