Address: 3514 N Richmond Rd, Johnsburg, IL 60051, USA
“Pretty standard place. Gas is much cheaper than Chicago!”
Address: 3615 N Chapel Hill Rd, Johnsburg, IL 60050, USA
“A well organized facility with many selections to choose from and even "read". And today I stopped in just 10 days after the United States launched 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles from the Mediterranean Sea into Syria. "Konsekwencje"... that's the Polish word for consequences and here at the BP I discover an unknown manifesto presented in the plan-o-gram. Yes it's true as all one needs to do and stop on in and make a few select purchases to be actually informed in regards to the state of affairs our country has gotten herself into. And as a result of our Commander and Chief drawing a read line the citizens of the planet earth are in for a real ⚛ Fireball treat as sources indicate that a phenomena known as Hòuguǒ has been initiated as a result of ~ Operational scope: Sin-sites targeted military strike. Scientist call it the 804 effect a numeric sequence in which an all consuming swine is now on it's way from Neptune to Mars thereby threatening Earth itself via a pig roast machine! Fortunately we have Leroy a cashier and attendant at the Johnsburg BP who's "French king" capabilities are keen and capable of reviewing the data and filing a Police report which may ultimately be conveyed to President Donald John Trump himself. At the time of this post there are only 112 days for Leroy to step up to the plate and get the job done. The Holy Bible teaches us a serendipitous expression pertaining to this matter.... Bildad "When your children sinned against him, he gave them over to the penalty of their sin." I'm not sure how you feel about this impending doom but what I have to convey is that the BP Johnsburg offers some fine tasting Sanpellegrino and a very reasonable price. Now hopefully Leroy will take charge and engage in this crisis with a suitable action plan. Authorities indicate this may be reaching out to Cisco systems in San Jose, CA to Co-founder Sandy Lerner to help him defend mankind. Personally I feel the plan should be entitled (O.M.B.) for the Office of Management & Budget and enlist students of the community to study there periodic table in regards to ⚛ Atomic elements Oxygen, Mercury, and Beryllium to see just what can be manifested against this interstellar menace I speak of. I humbly offer Grandma Elizabeth Kretzschmar's research note's that Nicole - a First Light associate who keeps Dad on his toes discovered in the archives of our family memories. Grandma clearly had a keen knowledge of numbers and specifically the revelations of just how the gaps between numbers matched up with various Chinese linguistic glyphs. Specifically the notion of the "WOLF FLOW". So there it is.... will Leroy tow the line or reach out to President Trump with his own prestigious Self esteem and render a 3-D printed solution to present to authorities and - HALT this impending crisis.”
Address: 4304 N Johnsburg Rd, Johnsburg, IL 60051, USA
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