Address: 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
“The year was 1986. I was drinking a fresh Dunkacino™ from Dunkin Brands, and wandering through the sprawling halls of Adamian Academic Center, watching the brass name-plaques of countless adjucts float by me in my caffeine and radiator-heat induced stupor. I mosied past the Arthur Anderson room, followed by the Exxon Valdez lecture hall. I was nonplussed. Suddenly, a professor so old that he could have done accruals on Stonehenge rushed towards me at a frightening speed. World-weary, wizened eyes peered at me from the translucent lenses of glasses as thick as they were wide. As he got closer, I opened my mouth to greet the old man, but he quickly held up a crooked finger to his lips and forcefully whispered in surprisingly upbeat tones, "Careful, Horatio. Babson's trying to steal the secrets to being good at accounting from us again. Don't run your mouth to any honeys, y'hear?" My name was not Horatio, but I understood completely. Babson had infiltrated Bentley, and was trying to clandestinely acquire our proprietary methods of determining cost drivers. As I quieted myself with furtive sips of Dunkacino™, I peered behind the curiously energetic old professor, to see into the room he had emerged from. A man and a woman were sitting in Aeron Office Chairs™, their hands fastened to the arms of the chairs with unusually large binder clips. The old professor turned to me. "Alright Horatio, my eyesight isn't as good as it used to be, I'm gonna need your help to figure out which of these posers is from Babson." What I had to do here was clear. The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the soul of every Bentley student is cost based accounting. But as I peered into the eyes of the potential infiltrators, I found that the steam from my iced Dunkacino™ had fogged up my glasses, and I couldn't determine as all people can by sight who is good at finance and accounting and who is from Babson. Thinking quickly, I asked them a question only real Bentley students would know: "Quick, what do they call credits and debits in Brazil?" "Creditos and Debitos!" the male suspect replied enthusiastically. "It's the Edna!" I relayed to the old professor. "Creditos and Debitos, a classic." he said wistfully, wiping a tear from his eye. The male suspect was let go, he was just a hockey team member who wandered too far from THE BENTLEY ARENA™. The female suspect was immediately arrested by the accounting police, and sentenced by the accounting courts to a four year imprisonment in accounting jail, which is just the undergraduate program at Babson. As the super secret cost driver determination strategies were secured and delivered to the least frequented and most desolate area of campus for safekeeping, the Seasons dessert table, the old professor looked back at me and said, "Good work kid. Gloria Larson's gonna put a gold star on your diploma for this one." My 21st birthday is approaching this year, and I'm about to become of legal age to apply to consume Dunkacinos™ on campus. As I sit here, completing my application forms why sipping pensively on a Dunkacino™, I can't help but remember that fateful day over 30 years ago when Gloria Larson put that golden sticker on my diploma. I'll be finishing my Bachelors degree in two years' time, and have changed my name to Horatio to reflect the moment of inspiration years ago that allowed me to get this far. And no matter where life may lead me, from Adamian Academic Center, to Adamian Academic Center, through the thick and thin, I'll always know in my heart that at least I didn't go to Babson.”
Address: 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
“Upon completing my undergraduate career, I knew I wanted to further my education with a Master of Business Administration. However, after completing a thorough analysis of the graduate business programs available in the Boston area, one school stood out from the others. Looking beyond their highly respectable reputation in the business community, or their top national rankings, the McCallum Graduate School gives young professionals an opportunity to obtain a high quality business experience, without the strict age or work requirements other graduate programs look for. Often times, upon completing undergraduate programs, one has to go through the often frustrating circle of applying to position to gain experience, while those same jobs often require a few years of previous experience to be considered. However, Bentley is different. The Bentley University McCallum Graduate School has a vision. The professors, admissions personnel, and staffers are well aware of this frustrating circle this economic has created, but they do not believe this should deter an individual from reaching their goals. The Emerging Leaders program at Bentley is truly a program ahead of its peers, and has the enlightenment to see the potential in every candidate. Whether the prospective applicant comes from a liberal arts background, or a business one, everybody has an equal chance at receiving a world class education. As long one has the drive to be successful, Bentley gives them an opportunity. The staffers and professors at Bentley are always more than welcoming to discuss future career prospects, and they truly want to see us, the students, to reach our goals. There is a strong sense of community, and dedication to helping every student optimize their potential. At the end of the day, we are all looking for an opportunity to better our careers, and the Bentley University McCallum Graduate School of Business will put you on that path to success. ”
Address: 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
“nice place for learning and discuss! recently fitment! maybe better than harvard!”
Address: 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
“I must say I was impressed. I came here with a friend who considering it, and I myself wanted to join. I know there are may options, ans this one is definitely one to seriously consider.”
Address: 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
“The food is good but their hours aren't quite long enough.”
Address: Miller Hall, Bentley University, 175 Forest St, Waltham, MA 02452, USA
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